Rising star Obama weighs White House run

Sen. Barack Obama acknowledged Sunday he was considering a run for president in 2008, backing off previous statements that he would not do so.

Within moments of the Senator's announcement that he (might) be (possibly) running for (Vice) President (or a really cool Cabinet position), the Mainstream Media flew into Seige Engine Mode and began to hurl pundits over the walls of Sunday Morning America in an effort to make money on a slow news day (only 44 killed in Iraq).

Sunday Morning America shot back with the legitimate question: "What the fuck is a Barack Obama?"

Some things a Barack Obama aren't:

• An Arab prince
• The technical term for a recently slaughtered llama (fo famma)
• The knot made in the leather harness of an oxen team
• A type of diagnostic enema

The truth, I am confident, shall be revealed in the many long-ass days to come!