With the perturbedly ginormous win over the Republicans under her corset and the title of Speakership of the House of Repremembership tucked firmly between her bosoms, Reprememberative Nancy Pelosi from San Francisco embarkadaro'ed on a nationwide tour to introduce herself to The People.

Known as "The Redneck Tour", Pelosi is sweeping through Red State strongholds where her reputation as a Weenie Liberal Dirtbag has been sown the deepest.

While her speechifying is purposely salted with "down home" words such as "hogs", "whoop-ass" and "niggers", it's her singing that's melting the hanging hearts of small town Southern truculenti.

At Runnin' Devil Truckstop in Slappkettle, Alabama, Her Speakership broke into an old Dave Dudley hit by Tom T. Hall, "One More Mile". The hooting went on for 12 seconds when Pelosi belted out, "Storms won't stop me wind won't do it, a little rough ride that fits my style..."

As brutal as the fight was to win majorities in both houses of Congress, Nancy Pelosi is proving that she's up to the task of mending America's idealogical fences with a soothing coo and some truck driving music.

And then one more I gotta keep moving
I was born a traveling child
It's my way and it's the nature of my mind
I gotta keep doggin' it one more mile