I finally got my last paycheck from my former employer of six years. My former supervisor wouldn't return my emails or my phone calls concerning the disposition of my paycheck so I went down to the office today on my lunch.

Coincidentally, the supervisor was behind the glass when I got there. He asked me if I got my paycheck and said they should have mailed it already. When I told him I hadn't received it yet, he disappeared with the promise that he'd "check".

Two minutes later, Dorky HR Dude came out waving my pay envelope and handed it to me.

Mailed it, my left testical! Shitheads!

I'd like to name the company but Karma won't let me.

I shake the dust from my feet as I leave your prescence, douchebag company!