Talk about cryptic messages! While not exactly the handwriting of God upon the wall, the never-ending effort of spammers to circumvent email kill filters has brought some profound subject lines to my in-box.

Consider the profunditudinals of the following:

"Megiddo Elkanah, and the moon, or they went and laid him, with the word."

Heavy shit.

Try pondering the braided depths of this pseudo-Biblical one:

"Obey God. For your tires like the tabernacle of the earth."

I knew there was a reason I sprang for Kumhos.

I think I arrived in the middle of this one:

"Righteousness which he in Asia and the wayfaring men beside your."

But then here we're right back to a mind-twister.

"Though they should take a watchman said unto the he to the prophet."

Wow. I'm going to light some incense and think about that one...