I like what Brent Budowsky writes, for the most part. Today, he nails it. This is the kind of stuff Panzo.org was supposed to be all about...

To Cable News: I Am the Father of Anna Nicole Smith's Child!

Tucker, Lou, Bill, the father of Anna's child was not the lawyer, the boyfriend or the Prince. It was me.

I will soon tell the entire story, once I have concluded negotiations for my book deal and the movie rights.

You have my word. It is a tale of romance, passion and intrigue that will provide front page news around the world.

I will be available for interviews starting Monday afternoon. The Today Show has booked me for their early segment, and once we set a time for Good Morning America, my agent will turn to the cables.

I will also be announcing that I have decided to enter the New Hampshire Democratic primary and will participate in the February debate. At that time I will announce my running mate, who will be an articulate man, who was not educated at a madrassa and does not have big ears.

Can't say who; Maureen has been promised the exclusive.

In the meantime, interested parties might read the Guardian, which discusses the advanced preparations for George W. Bush to order a preemptive first strike attack against Iran.

It's not as exciting as the Anna Nicole Smith story, but might be worth a quick read. Chou.