I hate hot-dogging motorcyclists. Weaving and speeding and - no kidding - doing wheelies on the freeway, I've seen a lot of stupidity on two wheels.

I almost wish the WSP would let Darwinism work but I understand them not wanting to have to Shop-Vac 82 more riders off of the asphalt this year.

Now, if they'd just crack down on the biker's Spandexian cousin, the dirtbag cyclist, I'd be a happy man.

Motorcycle nears 140 mph, but can't outrun the eye in the sky

"This guys going to jail," Rudeen said. "He's getting booked for felony eluding and his motorcycle's getting impounded."