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Saimin Says

There are only a few things in this life that I will not give up for any reason.

Three of them are: Miso soup (the Japanese soup made from fermented soybeans, tofu and seaweed), Pho, (the Vietnamese soup made from broth heavily seasoned with anise, rice noodles, your choice of meat and several condiments including basil, bean sprouts, hoisin sauce and hot peppers) and Hawaiian-style saimin, another Japanese soup taken to a whole other level with the multicultural influences of Hawaii.

There's a restaurant down in Kent, Washington that I'd never been to before but is talked about on the coconut wireless as serving a mighty tasty bowl of saimin. The restaurant is called Saimin Says and it's at 26218 Pacific Highway South.

Saimin Says also serves plenty of other Hawaii soul food from loco moco to hamburger steak to tako poke (raw octopus seasoned with shoyu (Hawaii-style soy sauce), green onions and other things), "when get" (when they have it).

I had the Pocho Saimin which is Saimin Says' homemade broth with fresh saimin noodles, portuguese sausage, Chinese char siu sausage, da kine pink and white fishcake (kamaboko) and seasonings. I said yes when asked if I wanted hot mustard and I squirted about a teaspoonful in my spoon and mixed it into the soup thoroughly. It wasn't until after I did this that Miss Significantly Other told me that using hot mustard was "sacrilege" and a "haole affectation" (da kine whitey thing).

Now, she knows that I try really hard to not act haole and I defended my decision by asking, "How come they give it to you if you're not supposed to put it in?"

She told me that she never put any hot mustard in her saimin, ever. I reminded her that she was even wimpier with hot stuff than I was but, of course, telling her that didn't make any difference.

She even likened my putting hot mustard in the saimin to the way I used to put butter and sugar on my rice when I first moved out here from the east coast. Hey! That's the only way we ever ate rice at home in New Jersey! (I'm over that now, by the way.)

So I felt bad having haolefied my saimin but do you know what? That was still the best bowl of saimin I've ever had! (Okay so it's only the fourth bowl of saimin I've ever had but hush up!) It was so good that I ate every noodle and drank all of the broth and even licked the bowl when I was through.

Don't ask me how it is that a white bread guy from New Jersey can find a taste for foods such as fermented soybean soup and saimin. Heck, I even like poi! I wonder at it myself but I don't question it any more.

I just eat!

Comments (5)

babooze:
"I said yes when asked if I wanted hot mustard and I squirted about a teaspoonful in my spoon and mixed it into the soup thoroughly. It wasn't until after I did this that Miss Significantly Other told me that using hot mustard was "sacrilege" and a "haole affectation"

Well, I think Ms. S.O is mistaken. I use it, but in a slightly different way. What I always do is squirt some of that Chinese hot mustard into a small dish or bowl, mix in some shoyu to taste, and then use that for dipping the pieces of char siu and wonton into while keeping the main dish as is. So now you have an excuse to go back to Saimin Says and show them that you know the right way to do it.
Thanks, Braddah Babooze! I wondered what the small dish was for!
The only trouble is that Saimin Says cuts the char siu and portagee sausage into strips which are easy to pick up with the hashi but not so easy to divide from the saimin noodles.
I guess next time I'll have to order something else to put the hot mustard on as well...


LWHoll:
OK, I have a question- Whenever I go to a pho joint the soup comes with a side dish of sprouts and something leafy. What the hell am I supposed to do with that? Do you mix it in the soup, is it a salad you're supposed to eat, or is it a garnish that's just supposed to sit there and bring the outdoors in? Usually what I do is hunt around the pile and see if there's a lime wedge, and if there is I squeeze that into the pho because a lime makes everything taste better. The other stuff I disarrange so that the waiter will at least think I know what I'm doing but that I must not have liked the sprouts and leaves enough to make them disappear.

It's the same way with staying in hotels- I always mush the whole bed up because I want the housekeeper to think I had a better time than I did. If I'm feeling particularly frisky I'll leave a spray can of WD-40 by the bed and smear a little tapioca pudding over the TV screen.
Those leaves are basil, Larry. You're supposed to shred them and put them in the soup. Same with the sprouts and the jalapeño you might get too (although I'd rather use the red chili sauce condiment than the sliced jalapeño).
LWHoll:
When Campbells starts sticking little plastic bags of sprouts on their side of their soup cans then I'll know what to do because the instructions will be written right there in English like God intended.

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