For years I've failed to take advantage of a stunningly effective old marketing concept that is re-sweeping the advertising landscape like a tide of raw sewage over a ice cream farm: cross-promotion.

This is how it works: Let's say that I'm a prosthetic vagina surgeon and you own a ham plantation. We strike a deal to cross-promote each other's business. Now every woman who comes to me for prosthetic vagina surgery will hear all about the startlingly good nutrition to be found in your easy-to-make hams and every ham you sell will include a valuable cents-off coupon for prosthetic vagina surgery performed by me.

The theory of cross-promotion is even grander, if more incestuous, if I own both businesses.That's why every Panzo Cadillac sold will drive off the lot with a Bridget Sighs Massage Parlor license plate frame. Get it?

So, while I advertise my t-shirt designs over there on the sidebar, from time to time I'll be telling you all about them over here in the main body of the blog as a way to cross-promote them.

Lucky you because this is one of those times!

I don't know if you've seen the testicles but I have. People - men mostly - are buying testicular representations made from various materials and available in multitudinous colors and finishes and hanging them from the trailer hitches of their trucks and SUVs.

That's right, all across this great land of ours, "bumper nuts" are dangling.

Is this stupid? Yes it is. But so are most Americans which is why it's been an astoundingly popular thing to do.

You'd think that American men especially would be too homophobic to handle large testicles or to even be caught admiring another guy's truck's nuts.

This is why I have a design that shows a pair of these "bumper nuts" along with the slogan, "If there's nuts on your rear-end then there's a dick in your ass!"™

Look for a new design soon that will say, "If the nuts are in the back then the dick must be driving!"™

--end of incest--