Tripper Woman, Tripper Woman
No wonder you're alone
You missed the thick pink water hose
and the double orange cones

Tripper Woman, Tripper Woman
I know you're on vacay
But try to keep your wits about you
and try to stay that way

Don't walk it with your head held high
with your guard all in arrears
You're not too god damned special not to
Go a'tripping on the pier

Tripper Woman, Tripper Woman
Did you enjoy your stay?
I hope you didn't catch a fish in the head
Or fall into the bay

[edit: even better fish flip]