The Official Weight Loss Blog for Valerie Bertinelli -- Jenny Craig

Yes, that's jennycraig.com you see in the link above. Why? Well, because I have had a super-duper-whooper-mega-hubba-hubba crush on Valerie Bertinelli since the first day I saw her on that 70's sitcom "One Day At A Time".

And now, (sing the Mokees song with me, damnit!) "I love her Vah-ah-ah-ah-al-erie" is doing the JC thang to lose weight.

So she's airbrushed a bit and nipped an tucked some. So she's three years older than I am. So she made a terrible mistake and married Eddie Van Halen instead of me.

I can't help it. I still get all cow-eyed over her.

I just ran into her on a JC ad while looking up nutritional information. Man, she's looking sexolicious! Valerie, I'd still kiss your whole face!