It has been four days since my last post. I've had a bit of the week from Hell. Monday dawned cruddy and effed-up because of the weekend Oyster Orgy at one of the restaurants on one of my properties.

Nearly half of the property was strewn with cut zip ties (that held wiring in place on the pavilions that were set up for the Orgy) and other ends-and-odds. There was, of course, several thousand pounds of Associated Offal oozing out of the dumpsters and millions of metric tones of Attendant Crap from the extra foot traffic.

Literally, I didn't finish completely cleaning up the messes until this morning!

This week also featured heavy rounds of Interruptus Wemustus. That's when people call you for something while you're in the middle of doing something else. I swear, some kind of new record was set for simultaneous requests this week.

And now I'm on call as well.

And last night, two hours into being on call, I got a call and had to go down to one of my properties and UNLOCK a door for a SECURITY GUARD who had LOCKED HIS KEYS in the DAMN OFFICE!

I'd hide but, damn, I still have to carry the pager...