Eastern West Edge, Seattle - (Panzo Network) While millions of American television viewers face the grim proposition of having to fill an average four hours a night normally devoted to television viewing with other pursuits, the two readers of The Exclusive Blog at Panzo.org face no such hardships.

Reached by Panzophone in his swanky Belltown highrise, TEBaP.o founder, Panzo, gave us this exclusive interview.

PN: Panzo, millions of Americans are on the verge of madness. They face the prospect of having to perhaps talk to each other or worse if Hollywood writers go on strike. Will Panzo.org be affected?

P: No.

PN: Thank you.

P: 'k.

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