"Hey, why does that big Jew thing tower over that big pagan thing? Christians are insulted!"

Hello? For the 942nd time, you idiots: CHRISTMAS TREES AREN'T CHRISTIAN!

This sooo reminds me of the All In The Family episode in which Meathead is razzing Archie over the possibility that Archie is Jewish because of his parents' names.

Archie says, "My parents' names are David and Sara, two names right out of the Bible! Ain't got nothing to do with the Jews!"

There truly is no hope for America if people are this stupid.

Residents: Menorah Dwarfs Christmas Tree

When city officials planted a 7-foot-tall Christmas tree next to a 20-foot-tall menorah in the plaza in front of City Hall, some residents barked. They telephoned City Hall, wrote letters and testified at a public hearing that the tiny tree in the shadow of the huge Hanukkah symbol was an insult to Christians.