Bush calls fuse delivery a mistake

The U.S. military's mistaken delivery to Taiwan of electrical fuses for an intercontinental ballistic missile has raised concerns over U.S.-China ties. It has also triggered a broad investigation into the security of Pentagon weapons.

You know, I think we're spying on the wrong people in this country.

Rather than trying to catch those Godless terrorists by listening to phone conversations between you and your Grandmother in Toledo, we need to start to seriously spy on our military. They're the ones who have all of the nasty weapons of mass destruction that Osama bin Loungin' wants.

After all, Gran's beet soufflé may make your bathroom dangerous for a couple of days, but at least it won't give you the means to launch a nuclear-tipped ICBM at the local Girl Scout troop.