Here at Panzo.org, we're all about saving the planet. But since pushing stupid people off of cliffs is against the law (not to mention a logistical nightmare - how do you lure them all to the edge?), Panzo.org is making known our Green and Clean® program.

Panzo.org will join the ranks of larger, more popular web sites like TonyaHarding.com and WatchMichaelMooreEat.com in reducing its carbon footprint, eliminating its ozone-depleting emissions and leaving its lawn clippings on the lawn to act as mulch.

Here are some other programs we'll be implementing in the days to come it order to help save the planet:

• Recycling 90% of the schtick from the first two years
• 74% of all content will soon be post-consumer
• The Idea Lightbulb will be powered by cow flatulence
• Conserving energy by unplugging life support sooner on most stories
• Growing all of our marijuana in our used coffee grounds
• Reducing the number of times a day that we exhale
• Using only electric vehicles on the Information Super Causeway

Here at Panzo.org we urge every web-enabled person to surf responsibly.