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The Devil Ray

Jumping eagle ray kills boater off Florida Keys

An eagle ray leaped onto a boat off the Florida Keys on Thursday and stabbed a woman with its barb, knocking her to the deck and killing her, a Florida wildlife investigator said.

First Steve Irwin, now this poor woman. And who knows how many more wounded and too embrarrassed to admit it.

It's time we did something about these rampaging Rays. The police need to keep them off of the corners where they deal fish powder and stink bait.

It's time we rid ourselves of the Rays!

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Wasn't Ray the guy in " Ghostbusters " ? And he looked like such a nice young man.

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