Prom invite is written on lacrosse players' bare bottoms

"Inappropriate is inappropriate," school athletic director Dottie Davis told The Ann Arbor News. "It disrespects women, and that's the clear message we need to have the students understand - what may be fun to them isn't necessarily fun to everyone else."

I'm at a complete loss. How does writing on your ass disrespect women?

There are a lot of things in this culture that disrespect women. High heels, padded bras, thongs, rap, most hip-hop, seven-eighths of the Religious Right, Botox, Revlon et. al., Cosmopolitan, daily dramas (soap operas), Hollywood, on and on...

Writing on your ass does NOT disrespect women.