Mom's fish intake may boost child's brain power

Researchers found that among 341 3-year-olds, those whose mothers ate more than two servings of fish per week during pregnancy generally performed better on tests of verbal, visual and motor development.

So for those of you mothers who can afford it, eat plenty more fish now before our rape of the sea is complete so that your children can grow up strong and smart and avoid starvation when the ecosystem we've fucked up collapses.

The rest of you lower-income mothers, carry on.