Clinton calls for gas tax vote, Obama calls it 'shell' game

Hillary Rodham Clinton called for a vote Friday in the Democratic-controlled Congress on a summertime suspension of the federal gasoline tax, a plan that Barack Obama dismissed as a political stunt that would cost thousands of construction jobs.

Our 50 to 70-year old national highway infrastructure is in dire need of repair and replacement. Until bridges start collapsing, the Congress will continue to back-burner the problem. Here Hillary wants to defund the already slow and expensive process for three months for the sake of her own Presidential apirations.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Kentucky Derby champion loses his libido

"You name it we've tried it. We had him on Viagra -- that didn't work. I even went into (Sapporo's) red light district with 300,000 yen in cash and brought back a lot of 'special' medicine to try and perk him up.

"It's very odd. He's not impotent. He's just very choosy about his women. He's more human than animal. Basically he's a bit of a weirdo."

Whaaaat? You put your horse on Viagra and tripped into hookerville for a little equid giddy-up juice and the horse is the weirdo?

Maybe the poor guy is tired of performing for a bunch of sleazebag investors.

75 students arrested in San Diego State University drug bust

"A sad commentary is that when one of these individuals was arrested, they inquired as (to) whether or not his arrest and incarceration would have an effect on him becoming a federal law enforcement officer," said Ralph Partridge, special agent in charge of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration in San Diego.

So we can assume that it will affect his standing only if the shit he gets isn't primo?

Marines ignore Taliban cash crop to not upset Afghan locals

The Marines of Bravo Company's 1st Platoon sleep beside a grove of poppies. Troops in the 2nd Platoon playfully swat at the heavy opium bulbs while walking through the fields. Afghan laborers scraping the plant's gooey resin smile and wave.

Hey, if you can't be in law enforcement, join the Marines if drugs are your thing.

Idaho student says teacher tossed his Mexican flag in trash

Clint Straatman denies Froylan Camelo's version of events but said he took the flag Monday because "white kids" might have hurt the 16-year-old. He said he put it in a garbage can because he had no place else to keep it.

"I had to confiscate it so it wouldn't escalate any problems in class," Straatman told The Times-News. "We're worried about that stuff all the time. "

Later, me and some of the boys will spend an hour raping your sister in order to keep her away from the bad fellas at the pool hall. We're worried about her, too, you know.

Clinton presses on, urges supporters to ignore calls to quit

"Senator Obama's support among working, hardworking Americans, white Americans, is weakening again ... there's a pattern here," Clinton was quoted as saying.

Working-class whites overwhelmingly favor Clinton over Obama, and their view of the Illinois senator has grown increasingly negative since late last year, according to Associated Press-Yahoo News polling. In an AP-Yahoo survey a month ago, more than half — or 53 percent — of whites who have not finished college had negative impressions of Obama, up a 12 points since November.

So the only hard working Americans are white? And they won't vote for no damn uppity nigger?

Sure as shit there's a pattern there. It's called racism.

"We need to bring back hardworking people to the Democratic Party," the New York senator said. "I'm winning Catholic voters and Hispanic voters, blue-collar workers and seniors. People Senator McCain will need in the general election."

Again with the "hardworking" thing. Sounds like code for "current Democrats are mostly lazy niggers" to me.

And how about being thinly sliced by the the possible future President into neat piles of "needed things"?

On the plus side, Hill is strong among obese, bitter, biker lesbians with cankles.