After restarting the patented Panzo 9000 Combination Web Server, Espresson Machine And Organic Poultice Maker, I am back.

I know both of you are thrilled beyond sanity over this little tidbit of news but try to keep the expectant writhing in check until the door is fully closed and the pilot turns off the overhead sprinklers.

I doubt that there's anyone here topside who doesn't also read The Exclusive Boards at Panzo.org but just in case amnesia has caused you to wander through this elbow of the web in search of the Justin Timberlake Hot Bod Pics, here's the down low: my home computer exploded in a burst of cold antimatter energy on Friday last. I'm just now finishing the long process of reorganizing all the horse porn on my new hard drives.

For anyone who has the ukulele fever, I have a beautiful soprano Mele ukulele in Koa for sale.

It's two years old and hasn't been played much. It's still in wonderful sound and comes with the standard paperboard case. New it was $350.

I'm firm at selling it for $250. For $275 I'll throw in an electronic tuning device, all of my how-to-play books and a huge spiral bound mele songbook!

Mele No Ka 'Oi!