Archives
- 2008.05.14: Well lookee thar!
- 2008.05.08: Yup. I see a pattern
- 2008.05.07: It's for your own good, you see
- 2008.05.06: Oh well, the dude from the story below has a future
- 2008.05.06: Well? Answer the question!
- 2008.05.06: Wait one damn minute here
- 2008.05.02: Yeah this is what we need
- 2008.04.30: It does WHAAAAT?!
- 2008.04.30: Yup, we're winning
- 2008.04.30: Who are we? Are you us?
- 2008.04.30: Tell me again why we care?
- 2008.04.30: Albert Hofmann is dead
- 2008.04.23: Not again!
- 2008.04.23: And where is your yellow ribbon car magnet, puke?
- 2008.04.23: Spelling Nazis of the world, unight!
- 2008.04.19: There's good news tonight
- 2008.04.18: Only one solution
- 2008.04.16: Why we fight
- 2008.04.15: I'm going to Purgatory for this one
- 2008.04.15: Good for you, Mr. Peanut!
- 2008.04.15: Pork Asado Siopao!!!
- 2008.04.14: Respect?
- 2008.04.14: Attributed
- 2008.04.14: Seems To Me #238
- 2008.04.12: Never tell the truth
- 2008.04.11: Seems To Me #49
- 2008.04.10: Out of mind auto reply:
- 2008.04.09: Taking the pledge. Again.
- 2008.04.08: Light my fire 2
- 2008.04.05: Just like you and me
- 2008.04.03: Oh, Democracy!
- 2008.04.03: Where does one read this book at?
- 2008.04.02: Ahhhhh! It's sucking in everything around it!
- 2008.04.02: C-H-A-V-EZ
- 2008.04.02: It ain't easy being green
- 2008.04.02: The young ones
- 2008.04.02: Light my fire
- 2008.04.02: Cringe-worthy quote of the day
- 2008.04.01: Mothers, don't let your babies grow up to be morons
- 2008.03.30: Miracle man passes away
- 2008.03.29: Smoking is bad. Especially for electronics.
- 2008.03.28: Just like all the rest
- 2008.03.27: Panzo.org goes green
- 2008.03.26: Fight the good fight
- 2008.03.26: Well. I'm screwed.
- 2008.03.25: It's true!
- 2008.03.24: Oh! To have his job! (but not his name)
- 2008.03.24: Today's top headline
- 2008.03.24: The Man From Mars steps on his dick
- 2008.03.24: That depends on what the definition of "truth" is
- 2008.03.23: What will they think of next?
- 2008.03.22: The Green Lake Flasher
- 2008.03.20: And we pay for this shit
- 2008.03.20: The Devil Ray
- 2008.03.19: Get rid of everything that isn't coffee!
- 2008.03.19: Not so far apart
- 2008.03.19: Which way did we send them?
- 2008.03.17: Happy Irish Extermination Day!
- 2008.03.16: What the...
- 2008.03.16: Sunday Funny
- 2008.03.15: Oh, so it's different for you?
- 2008.03.15: Your first girl?
- 2008.03.15: Roo the day
- 2008.03.15: Russians can't get it up
- 2008.03.13: Cause of the moment
- 2008.03.12: I know where they are
- 2008.03.12: Tennesee pee
- 2008.03.11: Land of the free, home of the disease-riddled children
- 2008.03.10: Yadda, yadda, mighty. Yadda, yadda, fallen.
- 2008.03.09: I've a little teapot...
- 2008.03.07: Thar he blows!
- 2008.03.07: F-F-F-Friday!
- 2008.03.05: Utah still a backwards black hole
- 2008.03.04: Let my people toke, dude!
- 2008.03.04: That's my story and I'm recanting it
- 2008.03.03: One Morbid-ass Religion
- 2008.02.27: Mending
- 2008.02.21: Meanwhile, thirteen blocks away
- 2008.02.19: hack! hack! cough! *grumble*
- 2008.02.14: I wonder if they took their ball too
- 2008.02.14: Oh. That's very different.
- 2008.02.13: Batty discovery
- 2008.02.13: Herro Obama!
- 2008.02.13: Whack-jobs everywhere
- 2008.02.12: Double up and other things
- 2008.02.03: Ernie Pyle's death
- 2008.02.01: Science slogs on
- 2008.01.27: Let's close Kansas
- 2008.01.25: Don't crowd the Deity
- 2008.01.25: Tofu meets Linguini
- 2008.01.25: To touch a life
- 2008.01.24: I need a cracker and some juice
- 2008.01.23: Gotta love it
- 2008.01.22: Welcome to the party, boys!
- 2008.01.20: Contributing to "Katrina"
- 2008.01.18: Orwellian economics
- 2008.01.17: Big haps
- 2008.01.12: Isn't that our President?
- 2008.01.10: Historical flight
- 2008.01.06: The Amercan Way
- 2008.01.06: What the media does
- 2008.01.05: 'round and 'round the media bush, the monkey chased the weasel
- 2007.12.31: Rear-end Review
- 2007.12.28: Hello? Beelzebub?
- 2007.12.23: Merry Christmas to you
- 2007.12.22: Ho! Ho! Oh!
- 2007.12.21: Hello, OnStar?
- 2007.12.16: Stories That Go Together: Episode 1
- 2007.12.16: Dickheads
- 2007.12.13: Where your tech money goes
- 2007.12.11: I never get to channel anything
- 2007.12.08: The Seattle Way
- 2007.12.06: Hum Bahbug
- 2007.12.04: Just missed it again
- 2007.12.02: Logic falls down the stairs
- 2007.12.01: Diminished returns
- 2007.12.01: An American icon passes
- 2007.11.27: Tuba Man rulz!
- 2007.11.27: Reality rears its fugly head
- 2007.11.23: Quirky largesse
- 2007.11.23: I have BFAS
- 2007.11.22: So much for diversity
- 2007.11.22: Turkey Schmurkey
- 2007.11.20: No hole digging without a diploma
- 2007.11.19: Post game wrap-up
- 2007.11.18: Tales of the Frankenvator
- 2007.11.17: Have yourself a merry pagan tie-in
- 2007.11.16: Interesting if you're interested
- 2007.11.15: Empty your cubby hole, pal. You're going home.
- 2007.11.15: Burning the bridge people
- 2007.11.15: Booga-booga-booga-la-la-la
- 2007.11.10: A pluck of the heart strings
- 2007.11.08: Behind again
- 2007.11.03: Orwell's "Ministry of Truth" functioning well in Washington
- 2007.11.03: Hah?
- 2007.11.03: Some reasons why Nancy should hang
- 2007.11.02: A-Rod gets interesting offer
- 2007.11.02: Panzo.org safe from Hollywood writer's strike
- 2007.10.29: Phew
- 2007.10.29: Blow by blow
- 2007.10.28: Doom throws a mean jab
- 2007.10.28: Doom dodged
- 2007.10.28: Cwash Boowm Bang
- 2007.10.27: Shameless
- 2007.10.21: New design
- 2007.10.21: Dire news...
- 2007.10.19: The Long Drive and other things
- 2007.10.17: Too bad
- 2007.10.17: Caution: End Of Rope
- 2007.10.15: The heart breaks
- 2007.10.12: Baby killers
- 2007.10.11: Ergggggghhhh
- 2007.10.08: Happy Columbus Day!
- 2007.10.07: Awww! The poor spoiled brats!
- 2007.10.05: How far can we go?
- 2007.10.03: It ain't a walk in the park
- 2007.09.29: Listen to humanity
- 2007.09.29: In praise of Bush and a plea for Democrats
- 2007.09.27: FBI budget cuts
- 2007.09.25: No escape
- 2007.09.22: Thank you, Mr. Crowley
- 2007.09.21: Oh, Blackwater, keep on rolling...
- 2007.09.18: Run OJ, Run! Episode 2
- 2007.09.17: "Take a local yocal and teach him how to act..."
- 2007.09.15: Slovenly housekeeping
- 2007.09.15: Dupey, dupey doo...
- 2007.09.14: Run OJ! RUN!
- 2007.09.14: Just what we need!
- 2007.09.14: Anyone remember this?
- 2007.09.14: "Wussing out to avoid looking wimpy"
- 2007.09.12: Do as I say...
- 2007.09.12: He's dead, gym
- 2007.09.11: One Day Out Of Time
- 2007.09.10: Todays news: Flymaster and other incredible things
- 2007.09.09: Kyla Ebbert gets the Joe Piscopo treatment
- 2007.09.08: Short weeks suck sometimes
- 2007.09.07: The Justice Department: Enemy Of The People
- 2007.09.05: Pucker up?
- 2007.09.05: "Worthwhile" vice squad busts
- 2007.09.05: Hello 44
- 2007.09.03: Panzo's Nostalgia Corner
- 2007.09.03: It's the media, stupid
- 2007.09.01: Future network news anchor in the making!
- 2007.09.01: The poundin' of them drums
- 2007.08.29: Authenticity matters
- 2007.08.29: Ding-Dong! Hee-Haw! Hot Dog!
- 2007.08.29: The Last Thing You See Before Your Face Gets Eaten, Part III
- 2007.08.28: Tragic Carpet Ride
- 2007.08.27: Why Mondays suck
- 2007.08.26: The Last Thing You See Before Your Face Gets Eaten, Part II
- 2007.08.26: On call so far
- 2007.08.26: Watch out for bad people who do nothing!
- 2007.08.25: In The Future
- 2007.08.25: The Last Thing You See Before Your Face Gets Eaten, Part I
- 2007.08.24: You can't write this stuff
- 2007.08.24: Tripper Woman
- 2007.08.22: Google advances once again
- 2007.08.22: Unintended consequences
- 2007.08.22: In which I make a post like so
- 2007.08.20: Worst tagline for a women's sports promotion ever?
- 2007.08.19: Paging Pat Robertson
- 2007.08.19: Try that in France
- 2007.08.18: Monkey meat! Monkey meat! Monkey meat!
- 2007.08.16: The Panzo Backgrounder
- 2007.08.15: Traitors all
- 2007.08.15: Damn monkeys!
- 2007.08.13: Another New Sponsor
- 2007.08.10: Web! Huh! Good God yawl! What is it good for?
- 2007.08.10: One more week
- 2007.08.09: File under "A" for "Apathy"?
- 2007.08.08: Well, that was nice
- 2007.08.06: We're doomed
- 2007.08.06: Signs. Part II
- 2007.08.06: SeaFair weekend! Arrrr!
- 2007.08.06: Signs. Part I
- 2007.08.04: This is the title
- 2007.08.01: No. 137
- 2007.07.29: The Hillary Letters
- 2007.07.29: Saimin Says
- 2007.07.27: The Incestuous Posts
- 2007.07.21: Waikinikona Summer Festival
- 2007.07.19: That's the week that be
- 2007.07.17: The Morning After
- 2007.07.12: SiCKO
- 2007.07.12: FOX on the run
- 2007.07.11: And now...the Larch
- 2007.07.04: Independence Day
- 2007.07.03: Happy Fourth
- 2007.06.30: APIs and health care
- 2007.06.26: Mom 2
- 2007.06.23: Mom
- 2007.06.21: Sickos?
- 2007.06.19: Cosmic payback?
- 2007.06.16: Get me out of here!
- 2007.06.16: Happy 792, Habeus!
- 2007.06.15: It just happens
- 2007.06.14: My first dispute
- 2007.06.13: I like...knives
- 2007.06.12: Ready to face the...zzzzzz
- 2007.06.10: Pedophile Dreams
- 2007.06.08: Mouse paint
- 2007.06.07: Johnny Tsunami
- 2007.06.07: Wunnerfulness
- 2007.06.06: Updating...
- 2007.06.04: Just get me through tomorrow night...
- 2007.05.31: Mid-afternoon zoooooob
- 2007.05.31: I'm famous
- 2007.05.27: More levity
- 2007.05.26: Berryland Express
- 2007.05.24: Big Weak End
- 2007.05.22: Classmates = mental masturbation
- 2007.05.22: Gasp from the past
- 2007.05.21: Am I supposed to be impressed?
- 2007.05.21: We're sending you to a real city!
- 2007.05.19: Huh?
- 2007.05.18: Break time!
- 2007.05.16: Hell yeah!
- 2007.05.15: New knife!
- 2007.05.04: Who wants to go camping?
- 2007.05.03: Little Brother is watching, too
- 2007.04.26: Read the entry under this one first
- 2007.04.26: Didn't you forget someone?
- 2007.04.25: "Salvaged" food?
- 2007.04.23: You are what you eat: sick and dead
- 2007.04.22: Congestion fee
- 2007.04.22: "What I don't see, I don't know"
- 2007.04.22: This is not a Monty Python sketch
- 2007.04.20: Another angle
- 2007.04.19: Media milking
- 2007.04.18: See ya, Ms. Hart
- 2007.04.12: CBS: Contrived Bull Shit
- 2007.04.08: So long, Johnny
- 2007.04.07: Well this is stupid
- 2007.03.30: Barak's Beautiful Balls
- 2007.03.30: WHAT?!
- 2007.03.26: Another thing we don't do
- 2007.03.24: Yadda, yadda, ya
- 2007.03.23: I love this Republican
- 2007.03.17: I feel so ashamed
- 2007.03.17: Interesting article on Barak Obama
- 2007.03.16: Well
- 2007.03.15: Ahem
- 2007.03.09: Uh, told you so
- 2007.03.08: Congratulations! Now, leave!
- 2007.03.06: Tuesday's tide
- 2007.03.03: 28 minutes
- 2007.02.21: See Dick step on his dick. Step Dick! Step!
- 2007.02.14: Erg
- 2007.02.11: Manly weaving
- 2007.02.11: Those shoes are stunning!
- 2007.02.10: More pressing things
- 2007.02.05: Quickie Guilt Post #674
- 2007.01.28: Should I worry?
- 2007.01.26: Columbus in the sky or ??
- 2007.01.22: Big things on the grass
- 2007.01.21: Uhh...Whoopsies!
- 2007.01.20: Backstory
- 2007.01.18: So ends the promise of the Web
- 2007.01.15: Almost...
- 2007.01.14: Panzo stands with knitters
- 2007.01.13: New Sponsor
- 2007.01.12: Bastiges!
- 2007.01.09: Question and answer
- 2007.01.07: Made it
- 2007.01.05: Not an Internet hoax!
- 2007.01.02: Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upsharsin
- 2007.01.01: Two what?!
- 2006.12.31: Year-end PAPup
- 2006.12.25: Addicted to love
- 2006.12.25: Last Gig
- 2006.12.24: Merry Christmas
- 2006.12.21: Merry new year to me
- 2006.12.21: A Tip Of The Hat
- 2006.12.17: Narrowly harrowing
- 2006.12.11: Weak End Up Date
- 2006.12.07: Accident followup 3 and final
- 2006.12.04: Accident Followup 2
- 2006.12.02: Airport X-ray put on hold once more
- 2006.11.30: Sing along with Panzo
- 2006.11.29: That's the way it goes
- 2006.11.28: Accident followup
- 2006.11.27: Hitting home
- 2006.11.26: Seattle Snow Event
- 2006.11.26: Black Weekend
- 2006.11.25: The Plastic Action Poodle debuts
- 2006.11.23: Let us give thanks
- 2006.11.22: Believe nothing until it's denied
- 2006.11.19: West Seattle Crunch
- 2006.11.18: Madame Speaker Sings!
- 2006.11.16: Sony Black Friday Airlift Set
- 2006.11.15: Content so new, it's still bloody!
- 2006.11.14: Trademark my ass
- 2006.11.09: Stop and take a breath
- 2006.11.08: Vote your gas tank?
- 2006.11.08: Winners and Losers: Local Flavor - Round 1
- 2006.11.06: Just do it.
- 2006.11.05: What's wrong with them?
- 2006.11.03: The day after the dead
- 2006.10.30: China not ready fo encourage peace? CHINA?!
- 2006.10.30: 101 soldiers on the wall
- 2006.10.30: Phrozen Monday
- 2006.10.28: War is peace, ignorance is strength, poverty is wealth
- 2006.10.28: Cheney didn't say what he said and never would have.
- 2006.10.27: We will fight them in the sinuses
- 2006.10.26: 700 miles
- 2006.10.26: Not worth crossing the street for
- 2006.10.25: shoot the horribly ill messenger
- 2006.10.22: obama obama bo amma bonana fanna fo fanna
- 2006.10.22: like the night before the Titanic sank
- 2006.10.22: is it true that we're shipping bottle rockets to Iran?
- 2006.10.21: metrowhositwhats?
- 2006.10.20: now i see the problem
- 2006.10.19: off to a good start
